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We're gonna have to ampurate

Hi there! My name's Luke, and this is my Tumblr. Elsewhere on the web, you may know me as "SergeantLuke" or "Timnoldzim".

I'm an aspiring writer and comedian, and this space here is where I follow my fandoms and post my thoughts and musings. If you want to know more about me, you can read my "about me" page, which you'll find on the opposite sidebar.

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Last Played: Marathon

Last Watched: Pokémon episode 26- "Pokémon Scent-sation!"

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I’m really sad that “dudebro” has become a word that means “sexist sack of shit”. I mean, it’s “DUDE” combined with “BRO”! That is the coolest word EVER! You’re not just a dude, you’re not just a bro, you’re a DUDEBRO, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF COOLNESS!

But noooo, a few loud pricks had to start using those words in conjunction, and spoil the beauty for us all. Damn those pricks. Because of them, I can never proudly call myself a dudebro.

spocktormccoy:

theempressofkong:

allthingsjennyanydots:

withclawsandsympathy:

nuspock:

*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek

*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural

*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who 

*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock

*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.

*chokes you to death with my mind* hey do you wanna talk about Star Wa FUCK

deramochimazzi:

joey its fuckin 12:25 at night

q2k:

I was looking for some summer clothes but uh

Yeah, remember when we all temporarily became a different gender once we entered Junior year?

buzznyethesciencefly:

vfd42:

john-roxy:

n00bith:

drifterscave:

im trying to figure out some of what rose is sating

first line: I believe jade has offically gone grimdark

Second line: I cant read much, i see the words against, and split up. i think rose is saying “against us to split us up” maybe she figured out something?

third line: something about their own planets

fourth line: i cant really make anything out apart from believe and she

i’ll skip the ones i cant read.

tenth line: She may ___ have a purpose for…

eleventh line: John has managed to elude her. Have you heard from him?

John has managed to elude her

but what if it’s “I’m not sure if John has managed to elude her. Have you heard from him?”

There’s a clear ‘er’ before John, and what I make out to be a ‘v’. It could be the end of ‘however’.

are we just going to ignore that the last line appears to say “Dave Im having trouble understanding you”

“grimdark” is actually probably “grimbark” because as far as i know Prospit players are much less likely to go full grimdark
it sounds like Rose is saying that Jade was trying to split them up by sending them to their old planets, leaving them unable to go up against the condesce/lord english.
and yeah, her last line there probably means that dave’s writing looks like her’s does to dave.
and since we all remember that brief image of Jade kicking John in the face during the flash, perhaps john hasn’t eluded her as much as we’d hope (that or he managed to get away)
She also says “she may finally have a purpose for it” but i don’t know what to make of that

I do hope you realize that you just spoke nonsense

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it

On the train to Helsinki!

faiarr0w:

Magikarp used c o n s u m e